oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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