Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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