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By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
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she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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