Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
40s are totally the cure
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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