that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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