He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
the raccoons are back...
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