By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Randomize
