You made me cry and you don't even care
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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