I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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