i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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