Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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