It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
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Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
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I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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