Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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