I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Boobs speak an international language.
NoShamevember. You game?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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