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  • I'll have a pussy on the rocks, bartender.

    Submitted by economizer on Apr 16, 11 at 5:04pm
  • Why are people so obsessed with sex on this site? How come no one cares about STIs? For real.

    Submitted by ambur on Apr 16, 11 at 4:35pm
    • You are making your species look bad.

      Submitted by destructo on Apr 17, 11 at 2:12am
      • Having sex doesn't automatically mean you're going to get an STI...

        Submitted by botty on Apr 17, 11 at 7:32am
  • Ice on her clit or in her makes for great orgasms for her.

    Submitted by Michguy on Apr 16, 11 at 5:23pm
  • @thatguy11 don't be that guy

    Submitted by mattmac91 on Apr 17, 11 at 2:49am
  • hands tied to the bed and an ice cube make for loads of great orgasms.

    Submitted by woopigsooie on Apr 16, 11 at 9:46pm
  • But how was the ice shaped?

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 16, 11 at 11:58pm
  • Me too

    Submitted by wewe411 on Apr 16, 11 at 9:28pm
  • Duh it's text from last night. It's kinda implied. Smh.

    Submitted by bruini0318 on Apr 16, 11 at 5:02pm
  • I'll give you a great orgasm by fingering your pussy and sucking on your clit at the same time! Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

    Submitted by enitenite on Apr 17, 11 at 8:38am
  • I'm sure you've had a few things in your vagina...not that there's anything wrong with that.

    Submitted by anonymouse4 on Apr 17, 11 at 12:05am
  • Ambur, do you think she is getting an STI from an ice cube? Even if she is with someone else it could be a safe monogamous relationship. Contrary to what they teach you in health 9, having sex doesn't always equal Gonnaherpaids.

    Submitted by dancingtoes16 on Apr 17, 11 at 12:52am
  • Ambr what's an STI? If you meant STD you are dumber then the chick making this txt

    Submitted by phrozenstare on Apr 16, 11 at 7:25pm
  • Love ice!! If u haven't tried it, do!!

    Submitted by wvblueeyes on Apr 17, 11 at 2:16am
  • since when do people put their numbers on here? trash.

    Submitted by Iluvsnooki on Apr 18, 11 at 3:35pm
  • Lol why?

    Submitted by RoseRich21 on Apr 17, 11 at 12:13am
  • I've seen worse. Try a fudgesicle in the anus.

    Submitted by shamrock2112 on Apr 16, 11 at 4:27pm
    • Sounds like a real shitty time. Also, do you go ass to mouth with said fudge pop?

      Submitted by destructo on Apr 17, 11 at 2:15am
  • Putting things in your vagina cause infections. Even an yeast infection can be spread. but hey go for it. I'm sure your boyfriend would love a Yeast infection In his mouth.

    Submitted by ambur on Apr 17, 11 at 7:26pm
  • I think Ambur is 10. end of story.

    Submitted by fairamar on Apr 17, 11 at 2:26am
  • I just shuddered, and I'm a dude. True story

    Submitted by crazyman217 on Apr 17, 11 at 1:39pm
  • Squirt in some Wild Turkey and I'll call it Saturday Night.

    Submitted by thebigboy on Apr 16, 11 at 10:48pm
  • last time I checked you can't freeze the herpes away

    Submitted by thatguy11 on Apr 16, 11 at 11:43pm
  • Good girl. now squirt whiskey out of your nipples and lets get married.

    Submitted by rompstomp on Apr 16, 11 at 3:46pm
  • gotta keep pussy on ice or else it will smell rotten

    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 16, 11 at 8:49pm
  • Now you just need an Ice T.

    Submitted by stevebauer on Apr 16, 11 at 4:27pm
  • "It's now noon and I'm being double penetrated while sucking off 2 guys and jerking off 2 other guys. My mother would proud."

    Submitted by Sydefx on Apr 17, 11 at 9:41am