Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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