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  • Look, if all you want is reliable access to an extra-large-sized dong, just mail-order one from Blowfish or something and be done with it.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Dec 29, 12 at 4:19pm
  • Stop going home with the guys in big shinny tricked out trucks.

    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Dec 29, 12 at 8:05pm
    • hey now my truck is big and tricked our usually covered in mud though. no compensation here just a redneck

      Submitted by Malicius on Dec 30, 12 at 5:54am
      • If you weren't compensating you wouldn't have felt the need to defend yourself. just saying, Redneck to Redneck.

        Submitted by Kincaid333 on Dec 31, 12 at 9:36am
  • Perhaps they are drawn to your screaming and grammar skills.

    Submitted by SoMuchStupidity on Dec 30, 12 at 2:37am
  • I hate it when that happens. It's just a slump. They'll get bigger, I promise.

    Submitted by ScorpioAllDay on Dec 29, 12 at 4:20pm
  • Methinks you are unaware that half the men in America are 5 1/2 inches or shorter.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Mar 8, 13 at 10:38pm
  • aka Asians.

    Submitted by cablemurk on Dec 30, 12 at 12:35pm
  • Try sexing ppl out of jr high

    Submitted by gangbangstyle on Dec 30, 12 at 12:04am
  • Dick Cheney has a small penis.

    Submitted by rikie83 on Dec 29, 12 at 3:13pm
  • This is how the lemon party started.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 29, 12 at 8:50pm
  • Maybe you should tie that thing in a knot to shrink it up a bit

    Submitted by efoff on Dec 29, 12 at 7:13pm
  • SixtyyNine

    Submitted by SixtyyNine on Dec 30, 12 at 1:10am