If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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