The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
