i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
