How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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