I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
