Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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