i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
he told me I talked like a deaf person
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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