when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
