Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
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You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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