I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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