I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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