I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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