She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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