I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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