Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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Just don't keep these gold diggers around much and cycle them every week or so. Some guys have Skype numbers just for girls they pick up.
lying about winning the lottery was the best thing to happen to mine
Yeah I bet $10 and won $50.
it would be hard NOT to get laid if you just won the lottery...lucky fuckers
dont raw dog any randoms ... next thing you know youll have a fuck trophy and shell take all your money.