Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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