would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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