We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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