Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
only if we run a train.
done.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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