Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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