would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
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I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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