I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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