I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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