You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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