i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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