I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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