So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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