So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
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Technically, your teeth are embedded to your skull, not your gums. When you die and your gums rot away, your teeth are still attached, right? Right.\n\nBut yes, sorry OP about your munched up ween.
Having someone scrape the cock with their teeth is a major turn off..
Having someone go about 1/2 to 3/4 of the way down and then bite gently = awesome.
giving head makes my jaw hurt - but its tolerable, and teeth dragging can be avoided if you know what you are doing.
though, I know a few guys who like it...
and a few girls who like it, too...
I gotta say though, an eye for an eye makes the whole world have shitty oral
holy shit you STAYED with the girl??
I've sucked big dicks, I've sucked little dicks, thick dicks, and skinny dicks....I have NEVER dragged my teeth on anymore, nor does it cuase me any pain...I guess braces all four years of high school was a good thing!
Don't get mad get even
i understand that teeth scraping is bad. but how to avoid it??? helpppp
try licking' it up and down the shaft, give it some strokes with your hand, suck on the balls..get creative you dumb bee-otch
Lol, yeah, going on a year :-P
9:06, I'm going to assume that either A. Your mouth gets used as a fucktoy too much, B. You don't have a fucking clue how to give head because I don't see how your teeth can dig into your gums , or C. You're a guy spouting off the reasons your woman gave you as to why she doesn't suck you off...
i'm done with this conversation. just. done.
yow! maybe you should have told her? I would kill a guy that used teeth
But really teeth are never a good idea... even if you are blow job handicapped like 9:06, I'm still lost on your your teeth get jabbed into your gums... seriously wtf is wrong with you?
lol 9:06 its not that hard, the only time ive everrr done that was when this idiot guy tried to push my head down while i was giving head. think he regretted it, because reflex definitely kicked in. hahaha
stroke the shaft, gobble the gravy
this made me cringe and cross my legs tight. hah
nobody like a cheese grater
oh. i've had a guy eat me out with his teeth before. thought it was you. sorry.
hahaha what? how would your teeth dig into your gums? i don't know about you, but my teeth are CONNECTED to my gums.
seriously.. ive never had my jaw hurt from giving head and its my favorite thing to do. im sorry but uve got issues 9:06 is ur scraping, move ur damn teeth out of the way
Every how has its purpose freaks. Mouth is not made for fucking.
teeth=no in any scraping capacity. little touches, ok, biting and scraping?? *cringe*
Lol, well I ONLY did it because she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while going down on me... She understood really quick and we haven't had teeth used either way since, haha.
Mouth is not made for fucking?!!
My soul just wept.
Man, that's got to be on hard-as-a-rock boner to "force a girl's teeth to dig into her gums."
You did that shit to me, you walk out without teeth. Ur fuckin fault for not saying anything.
i guess 9:06 has a gag reflex. that sucks for whoever she's blown... why wouldn't you just say "watch the teeth"?
Rubs the back of her throat until it's sore and raw, 9:06? Easy there, Deepthroat.
Lol, was he doing it because he thought you liked it, because he just sucked at it, etc?
9:06 WTF are you talking about??!?!?!? My only prob is jaw getting sore, and I've been told I give very good head. You must be torturing him!
And this text = BIG WIN!
and probably because he was just bad at it. which is sad for the 28 yr old.
stop whining. and idk how you're digging your teeth into your gums, you're definately doing something wrong..
maybe she shouldnt have used teeth, so there.
because he thought i liked it! i mean i'm cool with hair pulling and the like, but never his teeth on my pussy. ewww i just shuddered thinking about it again.
Poor 9:06. Can't vouch for the other stuff but some people's jaw structures don't permit them to physically open their mouths that wide, so they have to resort to other techniques in order to avoid teeth scrape-age.
Haha what is this, Dick Sucking Lessons 101?
You are a douche. I would say from am almost objective opinion the giving head is significantly harder and more painful. It forces a girl's teeth to dig into her gums. It rubs the back of her throat until it's raw and sore. As much pleasure as you garner from it, I assure you that more pain is involved in the process. Given the mega-douche you appear to be, thank some higher power you get head at all.
that's the biggest load of shit. teeth digging into gums? come on. or maybe i can't sense your sarcasm. if you're a girl, you're doing it wrong (don't deepthroat if you can't/don't want to). if you're a guy, you've been fucked over. i have a small mouth and the worst i get is a jaw ache. don't be stupid.
Aren't your teeth embedded into your gums anyway? Thereby always 'digging into' them? Dumbass.
lmao i was thinking exactly the same thing about 9:06, also....nice work man :)
the art of teeth retraction
haha 9:06 its been proven that guys are more sensitive at their tip anyway...fail
It kinda sounds like you're bragging about how big of a whore you are...?
Lol, wow, he was 28 and he didn't have a clue about eating pussy yet? jesus...
Fuck yeah! Revenge is awesome. I bet she'll never do it again.
9:37 - Do you even know what Bukkake means? LOL
damn i can't stop laughing at this whole text and every reply. hahahaha 4:47, thats a lot of dicks in your mouth. hahaha
1:55 - I was wondering the same thing when I read that.
OMG. I CAN'T TOP ANY OF THESE REPLIES....THANKS GUYS, EXCELLENT!!!
that is sooo narley...chics need to learn to not bukkake the penor
@4:47, thats a lot of dicks, am I the only one you've yet to suck off?
um...i'm not sure what kinda head you give but its not supposed to hurt either party. Based on your description i can only assume that you're one of those people that wraps their lips around their teeth or rakes the poor guy who was dumb enough to go home with you :|
Ehhh, i dont want anyone teeth in my vag....even if i did scrape him up a lil??
stroke the shaft, break the glass
Umm, yeah....I'm with the girl who's jaw sometimes hurts after awhile, but raw/sore throat? Teeth digs into her gums? Yikes...
The only problem I have with giving head is it does make my jaw muscles sore after a while :(
just...FTW all around.
except you 9:06.
Read funny texts AND get a blowjob lesson! What a great site!
yeah all the girls that have given me head seemed to enjoy it just as much as me. the ones with the sore throats are the ones going down that far to begin with. doesnt sound like its "almost from an objective opinion" at all...
my jaw is still popping from giving head 4 months ago. thoughts?
A blowjob doesn't involve a baseball bat and sandpaper.
Just a little FYI.
Is the guy who posted this named Parker? And blowjobs are not that awful! They can give an occasional sore throat at the most, and should not hurt either the giver or receiver, lol