woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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