i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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