coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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