Your dad touched me again.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
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Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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