he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
