There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
how does that bad decision feel?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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