i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
