David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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